Saturday, April 29, 2006

anger management 101

when I am finished with you
you will be all black and blue
cuz i leant you my book
you nasty little crook
it's wet in some places
you've dog-eared the pages
it smells of blue cheese
rancid butter and rotting peas
of armpit and elephants
of fishmarket inhabitants
you've cut out the best pictures
of dan's dirty dentures
the magical flesh-eating lotion
miss glump and her de-glump potion
of the oyster that chuckles
as it nips at your knuckles.
so before i smash you into tiny bits
let me give you this final tip:
neglect a book and you'll kill it;
neglect one of my books and you'll be
in some
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