So, people, this is Joash. He really likes Johnny Cash. An American! Who would've thunk Well, good thing he's no Asian punk He loves God and is studying Greek To maybe someday be both a pastor and a geek. But boy can this guy sure swing dance, And ack, I just about peed my pants! Honest, upright and faithful, Can you call a guy 'beautiful'? Too bad, I just did. So people, this is Joash. And he really likes Johnny Cash.