1. "Stupid Fat ugly man (Satan), POO ON YOU!!!!" - Karyn Pong
Thanks to Cora, I was reminded of one of Karyn's hilarious "-isms".
2. "This is the toilet speaking! What do you want?! RaggghhHHWRRR" - Kate Naus
Kate sitting in a public toilet stall, thinking her friend's knocking on the door. She scares off an elderly woman instead.
3. "This song [Can you feel the love tonight" by Elton John] reminds me of a girl I saw getting a huge tattoo of Simba and Naala frolicking on her back" - Elim by housemate.
Ah the joys of QMFM easy listening at Tim Hortons. I bet that girl has a huge debt to pay off the laser surgery.